03 September 2006

The Bare Necessities





You can have a lot of fun spending one hundred dollars. It's not that much, but if you spent it at, say, the MAC Cosmetics counter - that would be really fun. If you spent it at your massage therapist's office - that is heavenly! If you spent it on flowers - your house would be amazing for a few days. And if you spent it on one pair of La Perla panties, well... now THAT is fun!

I have discovered that the LEAST fun you can have spending one hundred dollars is at a sporting goods store called "Sports Basement", where you spent the money on boring necessities such as a Champion sports bra that flattens your already-small breasts and makes you look like a boy, and a pair of Ryka running tights with reflective stuff on the back of the calves.

Eew, necessities.

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