I was futiley trying to take photographs of some cormorants flying in a perfect V formation yesterday evening on the beach, when I saw this person in a red windbreaker and long olive green shorts.
A moment later, when the person somehow split into two right before my very eyes, I realized it was actually a COUPLE DRESSED EXACTLY ALIKE.
Nope, these are not identical twins who have been dressed by their parents - that would be forgivable. No, indeed - one person here is a woman and one is a man, and they appear to be romantically or sexually partnered. They CHOSE to buy these matching outfits, and they chose to wear them TO THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME! EEEEEW!
I have to go. I'M GONNA PUKE!
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