A young male solicitor came by my workplace and just stood there, apparently forgetting his mission.
"Hello," I said. "What do you need?"
"Uh, I like that tee shirt," he said awkwardly.
"Oh, do you like Hello Kitty too?" I asked (somewhat sarcastically I must admit).
"Oh, uh, ha ha," he laughed.
"Yeah, give me your business card and I'll put it in the appropriate person's box," I said, already trying to shut the door.
What a freakin' weirdo!
And it's not as though my breasts are impressive. I'm honest with myself about that.
In fact, I was wearing an embarrassing size 34A pink Maidenform modest teen bra underneath my Hello Kitty tee shirt. But hey, maybe he was dazed - no - DAZZLED by my itty bitties! Did he LIKE them?
Hell, he may never be able to wank successfully to porn magazines again! They are full of big-breast-implanted women. Wouldn't that be awesome? If he was in the middle of a good wank and all of a sudden my small Hello Kitty covered bosom flashed into his mind and he wasn't able to... finish?!
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