Top: San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom
Middle: Ruby Rippey-Tourk, substance abusing wife (in recovery) of Newsom's re-election campaign manager. Former appointments secretary to Newsom.
Bottom: EX-re-election campaign manager Alex Tourk, who resigned after wife told him she and Newsom shagged each other a year and a half ago. He stepped down yesterday, and Newsom made his heartfelt apologies to Tourk and to the "people of San Francisco" today.
That's it!
Does anyone care about Gavin Newsom's peckerheaded affair? I don't. It's a big snore; it's a pale, cheap imitation of Bill - Monica - Hillary. When the little mayoral race in San Francisco happened, everyone who was green, anti-war and progressive voted for candidate Matt Gonzalez anyway. The only time I ever think about Newsom is when my friend Heather declares that he's so hot she can't stand it. At those times, I stare at photos of him and try very hard to understand her taste in men. Since I so rarely see her, that's not very often. But today I was standing outside waiting for my teacher to come downstairs to let me into her building, by a couple of newspaper dispensers, and there he was, splashed all over the cover of the SF Chronicle as if it were a tabloid - which it is.
The part that disturbs me is his laziness and lack of creativity in finding a sex partner. It's downright disappointing.
I might think he looks as exciting as Wonder Bread, but there are any number of women in SF who not only would do him - they'd be quiet about it if he asked them to. Hey, Heather is one of them. (Okay, so she'd only tell fifty close friends.)
He could have smart women, successful women, super hot women, super hot guys, and any combination thereof.
But, no! He goes for literally the nearest person he possibly could. They chose each other by proximity. Like turning and shaking hands with your neighbor in mass! Peace be with you!
As for her - she's an addict, so we'll let her off the hook. She needs to wean off the drugs and the boring politicians.
Creative types are so much sexier!!! I just feel sorry for her. AND for her poor, overtweezed eyebrows.
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