The three freakiest things on this earth are mushrooms, spiders, and eyeballs. (Okay, maybe the penis ranks up there too.) This is how trumpet mushrooms are cultivated!
I didn't even take this photo; a co-worker took it on their recent visit to Gourmet Mushrooms, Inc. in Sebastopol, California. As much as I wanted to go, what with my fascination with mushrooms and all, I just couldn't, because someone unbearable was going and I thought if I had to listen to her pontificate while trapped in a tour van with her I would probably projectile vomit on her face and ruin the trip for everyone with my stomach acids and half-digested breakfast.
Some people think mushrooms are visitors from another planet, and I am one of those people...
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