Crack and Bleach

My neighbor was washing her blinds on the asphalt while exposing her ass crack.
But everyone's ass crack is almost always showing these days, so what does it matter?
Maybe I should be more concerned about the neon-pink dish soap (organic? I think not) and straight-up Safeway brand bleach she's pouring all over them... and letting run into the storm drains. We live less than a thousand feet from the Pacific Ocean, so close that there's a little illustration of a crab painted on the drains in this area.
I kind of hope she's pregnant and she decides to go down to the beach today...